I don't know who subbed this but it's extremely inaccurate so please use this one instead.
Disclaimer: I'm not a native speaker but I can understand some Korean, so it won't be super accurate but at least more accurate than the other sub.
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(There hasn't been an audition like this before.)
(World's first)
(To create a huge idol group.)
(Let the forced audition begin!)
(Recruitment of 999 artists.)
Please trust me this once and pick me! (I will conquer the world.)
I challenge!
RV shouting numbers; I'm too lazy to transcribe each number, but you'll find out later... Doni: ONE BY ONE!!
ZIMZALABIM~! <3 (eek look at how cute our maknae is)
(To excavate the talent of 999 idols.)
I've found it. (21st Century Top Project - Idol 999!)
(Idol 999 5th audition's participants - RED VELVET<3) (🎶 Red Velvet - Red Flavor 🎶)
(Group name: Red Velvet) (Debut: 2014.08.01)
(Hit Songs: Ice Cream Cake, Dumb Dumb, Rookie, Red Flavor, Peek-A-Boo, Bad Boy, Power Up... etc
(Seulgi) (Pure when smiling, overflow with charisma when dancing is our dancing bear~)
(Joy) (Growth from cute Joy to Sexy Dynamite~)
(Irene) (Unable to put out once ignited, Game Goddess~)
(Wendy) (Crystal of heung and kindness~) (t/n: heung = energy; energetic)
(Yeri) (Lovely Maknae on top~) (t/n: maknae = youngest member)
(Red Velvet's Record) (- ICC, RR, PAB, DD, RF MVs broke 100 million views) (- Bad Boy MV broke 200 million views)
(- RR, RF attained 100 million streaming) (- 53 total wins in music shows (3rd Girl Group to do so(?)))
(A record of at least 10 billion when combined)
(That's why they are called "God Velvet"!)
(Welcome "Hyun-Gom-Wan-Deung-Yel"!)
Doni: Oh you guys are here!
(For concept: Enters Idol Room Ent executives)
Seulgi: Hello! (Polite)
Doni: Finally, SM sends their idols for our idol999 audition too.
Coni: Although they are already famous.
Red Velvet isn't too bad.
Doni: First, let us introduce ourselves.
I'm Idol Room Ent's CEO and Idol999's leader, Honey Sexy Donhee. (Embarrassed every time)
(Infected embarrassment)
Coni: Let me introduce myself too.
Hi! I'm Idol999's member and various equiment in-charge, Sweet Sugar Daejun
We, ready to debut in 2039, are Idol999!
(First time seeing such concept; all sorts of interesting.)
Have you heard of our audition?
Yes, we have heard of it.
Today, we will pick our 5th member.
(Kind bear) (Gives reaction to everything they say)
First member was...
Who was it?
1st member is Kang Seung-yoon.
Ahh, Winner's Kang Seung-yoon.
Joy: Ooh he got chosen? Doni: Yeah, he got chosen.
Coni: Next is Fromis_9's Baek Ji-heon
Next up from Antenna Music... you guys don't know him, though.
Do you know Jung Seung-hwan?
RV: Yes, we do!
Coni: You do?
Coni: Oh, he's quite well-known then. (Yeri sings "If It Is You" by Jung Seung-hwan)
Doni: 4th is Somi.
Doni: Jung Seung-hwan worked really hard to get chosen.
Now, we're gonna find our 5th member.
Joy: When will you finish gathering all the members?
Doni: Before our debut in 2039
Doni: We will debut when Joy is 46 years old.
(Absurd)
Coni: Don't your heart just flutter when you debut at the age of 46?
We will be forced to go through audition now, right?
That's right!
Doni: Anyways, we wanted to check if you guys were ready to be an Idol999 member.
We've already prepared information collected from our Data Center Team Leader.
Joy: Where's the team leader?
(Who...?)
Where is he?
Coni: Nice to meet you, I'm the team leader. Seulgi: Ahh, is that so?
Joy: Does it always change?
(Have been embarrassed ever since just now.)
Coni: As Idol999's Data Center Team Leader, I've collected information from a trusted source.
From the National Idol Center's Super Deokhu Computer that runs for 24 hours. t/n: Deokhu is a Korean slang for Otaku
The first information I've gathered from the Super Computer is...
Irene wants to live more diligently in 2019.
You want to live more diligently?
Yes.
You've been just playing around last year?
You weren't busy?
As I reflected upon myself, I think haven't been living that diligently.
If that's so, what in 2019 will make you feel busier?
Something like acting? I hope I won't have time to just stay still.
If you don't like staying still, you should come here.
Ah! We have another news.
Oh! Congratulations! Not too long ago, RV now started to have one room each in their dorm!
Finally!
Although you guys have one room each...
honestly it's unfortunate.
Why?
If you enter Idol999, 1 room per person is a given.
We give 1 floor per person.
(Unbelievable)
Coni: We will build a 999-levels building.
Doni: You guy must have your dream room, right? Seulgi: That's right.
Wendy: Seulgi got her dream room!
Doni: Oh, how did you do it?
For me, it's like those room you see on SNS.
Stick a small calendar here, and a computer here.
Coni: And a frame with many photos in it?
Seulgi: Yes, those type! And install a beam projector, that feeling.
Wendy: But her room is only big enough for the frame.
Seulgi: My room is like a rooftop room.
Wendy: It's really small.
What about our Park Soo-young ssi?
For me, like what Wendy unnie said, a luxury room.
Ooh that's nice.
Comparing my room to Sooyoung's, the sizes are extremely different.
It's breathtaking, (t/n: YOU'RE BREATHTAKING)
It feels very wide as I enter, just, feels really good when you lie on the bed. Very luxurious.
Doni: Don't you live in the same house?
Our room sizes are not that different, but Unnie's starts with a 2-story bed, it's really...
It's really like rough (unfinished/roughly).
Hey, I just put a bed there, what do you mean unfinished?
For me, my bed is queen sized.
The fact that a queen-sized bed fits in there, the room is really big.
My room can't even fit a queen sized bed.
But don't misunderstand, we chose our room fairly by playing a game.
Seulgi: Yeah, that's right.
Now that you have your own room, do you not see each other often?
Sometimes we do, sometimes we don't. -son seungwan, an intellectual
But Wendy always send us messages asking what we are doing.
Why didn't you ask me?
It's upsetting, (Wendy) always go to Seulgi unnie's room.
Why don't you visit Sooyoung's room?
Her room is really compact, like mine.
Joy: What are you talking about? Wendy: Her room is really luxurious.
Really like, when I lie down, I wish my room was as luxurious.
Your room is like 30 meters larger than hers?
Joy: Nooooo, there's no such thing.
Tell you what, if you become our member, we will fulfill one condition in our member contract.
What condition do you want it to be?
9 to 1!
Okay!
Seulgi: Really? Doni: Of course.
We are okay with 10 to 0 as well.
Yeri: Really?
It will be a 10 million won event for 1000 idols. (t/n: approx 10 USD per idol)
Yeri: Ahh, I see.
I feel like I asked for the wrong thing.
9 to 1 is okay. Definitely doable.
I want a soundproof room.
Wendy: So that I can sing at night. Doni: That we will give.
Coni: That's so easy, don't worry I'll do it personally for you.
Doni: I like her passion, as a vocalist. Coni: It's great. Of course.
I want to live with Haetnim.
Who?
I want to live with my dog.
Our dorm has one special rule - animal is prohibited.
Why???
Why is everything okay except this?
Think about this, do you want all 999 members bring their dogs?
Who will clean the faeces?
It's possible for the owners to clean their own dog's faeces.
Imagine 999 dogs,
plus we have members that look like dogs.
So how many dogs are gonna be there.
That's not allowed.
Anyways, we will go through thoroughly to see if you are suitable to be a member or not.
Right now, let's get started with Red Velvet's talent evaluation.
The famous Idol999 audition, IDOL999!
Honestly speaking, if you were to really debut with Idol999,
"I want to debut." (Those who wanna debut raise your hand!!!)
Everyone gets an F. Come here.
Do you think Red Velvet will last forever? (t/n: yes please...)
Ah, I'm curious to see the new combination.
That's right! Your heart should be fluttering
Wendy: I think the dance moves will be really confusing.
Doni: Our group has no dance moves. How can we? Actor trainees can't dance.
Coni: Our group doesn't have a specific choreography, we just dance freestyle.
Just dance whatever you wanna dance.
Sound good eh?
Anyways, you have 30 seconds to introduce what kind of person you are, what you are good at.
First contestant, Irene. Please stand up!
Ready, set, go!
Hello, I'm Red Velvet's Irene.
First off, Red Velvet will always practice... the dance...
...there isn't one right?
No choreography.
I'll work hard.
10 seconds left.
Umm... I'll work hard..
It feels like you really don't want to be in our group.
However, it doesn't matter, we are the ones making the decision anyway.
We don't really care about what you guys say.
Oh! Right now from beepbeep di-didi-di (computer coni noise) super super deokho deokho deokho computer...
...information has arrived.
Please understand...
It's cute though.
2019 CF goddess, Irene.
Every CF that she's in, the product will be a hit.
Her Soju CF hit 27 million views in one month.
You shot a Soju CF?
Coni: 27 million views. Irene: Really? I didn't know that.
27 million views will be ours. You! Let's be together (to be in our group)!
Ah, really?
Oh? You, come here, F.
For looking down on your member.
Seulgi: You seem happy? Yeri: Give me one too!
Here in Idol Room, we also want to share some hot topics.
Please show us your innocent smile.
"I've found it! The best in the world..."
"...mineral water."
Ready, action!
(Seulgi's magic Thanos fingers: Cue)
I've found it!
The best in the world...
it's mineral water!
Here, A!
I really want to make this my morning call.
Very nice!
Doni: Unexpectedly, it does make you feel good to get A right? Irene: Yes, it feels good!
The tone you said "mineral water" in was really good!
(to Joy) Don't you wanna get a higher rank?
Try doing a whiskey CF.
Whiskey? Out of nowhere?
Whiskey's name is Joiskey.
Ready,
action!
Where? Oh, what?
Here, F. Come here, get this F.
Ahhhhh I already have 2 :(
You are keke. (t/n: keke = ㅋㅋ; looks like inverted F; Korean expression for laughing)
If you get it wrong this time, it'll be "kekeke".
Ready,
action!
(t/n: warning: incoming heart attack)
Tonight, let's be together~ Joiskey.
That was good, keke.
RV: Good job!
Our next contestant, Joy.
Park Sooyoung!!! *claps* (t/n: they are making a pun with Joy's name; 박수 in 박수영 means to clap)
Yes, hello! I'm Park Soo-young from Dobong-gu, 24 years old this year.
Ever since I'm a child, I've been living in Dobong-gu without causing any worries.
Also, in RV, I'm in charge of both cute and sexy at the same time, and I have a variety of charms.
Trust me this once and pick me please, thank you!
A!!!!!!
We have important information about her, right?
Yes! Sexy Dynamite, Joy.
When you watched a video of your cute debuting era self, dancing, you said, "Ah, I want to be cute again".
Joy: Yes. Coni: "I want to go back again".
What kind of video is it?
When we debuted, while promoting "Happiness",
I wore two ponytails and had a part like this.
So you felt that you were really cute while watching your own video?
Joy: Yes..
Doni: F.
Ahh why??
We have no tolerance for narcissism.
Ahh, but back then, really...
Doni: Really cute? Joy: I was cute.
Didn't you fall in love with yourself?
Right now, I'm Sexy Dynamite, right?
Why?
But back then it was Cute Joy.
So, this is the video where she thought she was really cute, that make her wanna bite her cheeks.
Oh my, this is Joy?
I was 19 years old then.
Ah it's true, Joy was very cute back then.
Omo, what happened to you now?
My age too, kept increasing...
Anyway, we still need confirmation that Joy is cute, here at our huge Idol999 project.
We will try to create a upgraded 2019 version of Joy's Cutie videos.
Ahh, okay.
Let's watch your old videos first.
I had a dream, I dreamt of Dumb Dumb being daebak! (t/n: Joy is doing one of Korea's most popular Aegyo, but replacing "ghost" with "Dumb Dumb daebak")
From what I see, you're a cutie act reference.
Ah really?
You did something like that?
"I want to show the true meaning of Aegyo" (t/n: aegyo = acting cute)
I must be working really hard for the broadcast.
I did such a thing too...
But, that video is already legendary. Is it still possible (to make an upgraded version)?
I'll try. With Zimzalabim.
I'm already holding on to this F.
Ready,
go!
I had a dream, I dreamt of Zimzalabim being daebak! (t/n: daebak = extremely good; jackpot)
You don't look like yourself.
It feels like you're controlling yourself, but it's short of something...
How was it, Irene?
She was doing it too gracefully.
That's right.
If that's so, I'll remove my sexiness and try again.
Where are you going to remove it?
OOH, it's all coming off!
Try again. x2
It's been removed! x2
Alright, next video...
I don't think this is going to happen.
Then, do an aegyo that hasn't been shown before.
I'm thinking really hard right now.
Ready,
action!
Please fulfill my wish...
Zimzalabim!
Alright, let's let our Yeri have a try.
Try doing "please fulfill our wish, Zimzalabim".
Ready,
action!
Please! Fulfill my wish!
(t/n: warning heart attack part 2)
Zimzalabim~ <3
A!!!!!
Why do I keep getting A?
You did better than Joy.
Ahh what's the difference? Zimzalabim!!
Here, F.
Are you an F mania?
Just give the "cutie" title to Yeri.
I think I'm gonna debut! >< What to do?
Ah I think I'm gonna debut... ><
Last time, our Sexy Dynamite, Joy showed us the sexy Havana dance.
It blew up on the internet. No. 1 Havana Queen, Joy.
The original singer of Havana posted it on her SNS. (t/n: it was Twitter.)
I already know that!
Doni, Coni: Oh, really? Joy: Yes.
What is it? What does it say?
Wendy, what is she saying?
Wendy: Joy, you're sooooo cute. Next time, we should...
Coni: eat together?
Wendy: ...perform it together.
Doni: Doing something together right, same thing. Wendy: Ah yes, performing together.
Doni: After performing, they are gonna eat together anyway.
Wendy: Ah yeah yeah... (t/n: lmao at wendy being done again)
However, now our Joy will retire from being cute.
I can't retire!!
The "cutie" title will be given to Yeri,
...after this Havana song.
For this, you can be as cute as you want.
Because it's the last.
Because it's your last cute act.
Alright, dear viewers,
Our joy, although unfortunate, right now...
No!!
...although she is passionate about being cute, she will only get to keep the "Sexy Dynamite" title.
Music, please.
Doni: *cries* cutie Joy...
Doni: Please don't leave, cutie Joy!
Ahhh! I don't know anymore.
Seulgi: Ah! What the-
(This is Joy!)
Cutie retirement X
Sexy inauguration O
As expected, this is Sexy Dynamite!
A!!!!!
Bye cutie!!!
Now you can't even get it back.
That's right, Joy should go with Dynamite from now on.
Alright, our next contestant, Seulgi.
Hello, 99nim-deul (?) I'm Red Velvet's Seulgi.
Although in real life, I'm cute and bubbly,
when I'm on stage,
🎶provoking your curiosity🎶
Like this, overflowing with charisma, is what I want to show you guys.
That's why I think, don't you think you need someone with character like me?
Please, make sure to choose me!
Wow, refreshing!
It's good, it's good.
You've been thinking about it for a while right, unnie?
Yes, I've been thinking about be since I was at home.
I've been preparing for this day at home.
She worked this hard and you guys are laughing?
Irene: Ahhh what in the world??
We are giving reaction though?
Giving reaction of being embarrassed?
Joy: Practicing in front of a mirror at home, (t/n: can't really hear her but I'm gonna assume that's what she said.)
"Hello!"
Oh? You're making fun of your member.
Yeri: So funny!
Yeri: I'm crying sdjaghsj
Alright, from our Super Deokho Computer,
Our Seulgi has really big ambitions.
She wanna be an idol that is part of SM's board of directors.
Why do you wanna be SM's director?
It's been 10 years since I first entered the company.
Ah, this is the company. This company suits me well.
Why SM? What do you like about it?
List 3 good things about SM.
First, there is a variety of many training systems.
Learning languages, singing, dancing, we can do all these variety of things.
Additionally, there are many great seniors.
Cool seniors.
And, there are good teachers.
That means the training will be really hard.
Then, the company is good!
Entertainment company must be SM!
Seeing you praising SM alone this much, the other members are looking uncomfortable.
Zimzalabim~ <3
So, to test how much Seulgi is interested in the company,
we will give questions regarding SM.
However, everyone can participate.
If Seulgi gets the highest score, we will acknowledge her as the director.
Won't they ask things like the year it's founded?
That's right, that's the first question.
SM Entertainment has been around for 24 years now.
What is the exact date when SM entertainment was founded?
Wendy: Ahh.. this.. (t/n: seems like she just learnt about it but have forgotten already)
It's written on the side of the building.
JOY!
1996, September, 1st
Seulgi: That's her birthday.
Joy: Unnie! My birthday is 09.03 though!
Seulgi: Oops. That's right...
No, you should give it to her.
No no, you were rude to your unnie.
Joy: If you don't even know your member's birthday...
Don't you think you should've at least get this question right?
It's easy, you should get this right.
Starting from the year.
1996?
Wrong!
1995!
1995 is correct.
June.
Wrong.
Irene: February Wendy: March
February?
(February is correct.)
10th Feb! (t/n: bear's birthday~)
Wrong!
It's my birthday ^^
23rd Feb!
Wrong!
Wendy: 4th Feb!
Wrong!
5th March! (t/n: yerm's birthday~)
(Already said it's February, what is this??)
Yeri, come here, get this F.
4th FEB!
Wrong!
Wendy: 13th Feb Seulgi: 7th Feb
Ohh who said 7th Feb?
Seulgi: ME!
That's my birthday!
26th Feb!
Wrong!
Doni: It's not coming out. Yeri(?): 2nd Feb Wendy: 17th Feb!
Joy: 6th Feb Irene: 1st Feb
Wrong, wrong!
Seulgi: 17th Feb!
Wendy: 21st Feb! (t/n: wannie's birthday~)
Yeri: 14th Feb!
CORRECT!!!
Wendy: Valentines' Day? Yeri: Really?
Lee Soo-man seonsaengnim's valentine's date is this.
I'll remove an F for you.
Ah why? Give me the A.
Doni: You won't remove the F? Yeri: Nope.
Are you trying to hoard the ratings?
Wah, that's interesting!
Seulgi ah, you didn't know?
Seulgi: I didn't know. Yeri, From now on, I'm the director.
"I'm the worst director."
I'll work harder now. There's no more question?
There-- there is,
Seulgi: I'll get the next one right. Doni: ...but I don't think you will get it right.
I can get the next one right!
I'll give the next question...
You must know this if you really want to become the director.
It's about SM's management.
Wendy: Ah.. Idk... lmao
Please complete the following sentence.
"SM entertainment is the future of "_____ _________" with the best content and culture in the entertainment industry.
Hint: it's in English. (t/n: y'all can guess too, two words!)
Joy: Newest Supercomputer.
No no~
Technology?
Joy: Technology? Wendy: Oh? Sounds right.
Joy: Art Technology.
Art technology is wrong.
Super Technology!
It's not super technology.
Music Technology.
Music is wrong.
Doni: Technology is correct. Coni: I'll give you a hint.
NCT
🎶NCT - Limitless🎶
(t/n: lmao at wannie's face when she tries to recall nct's full name)
Joy: Neo Technology! Wendy: THAT'S RIGHT!
Doni: Neo technology! Joy: YAYY!!
Is wrong!
There something in the middle.
CULTURE TECHNOLOGY!! (t/n: Joy: The Awakening)
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Ah, I'll give it when it ends.
Excuse me, Director Kang?
I got technology right, didn't I?
That's not it, you should've known the full phrase.
Wendy: Seulgi-yah, you must get the last question correct! Seulgi: Yes, last question!
You can't even be Representative Kang at this rate.
I wanna get it correct too.
In that case, this is a 2-point question.
Right now!
At this exact point, what is SM's stock price?
Whoever interested in SM must know this one.
30000!
No. Up!
50000!
Down.
40000!
This isn't an auction!!
Wendy: 20k!
Up.
Irene: 40k!
Irene: 45600! Wendy: 23000!
One by one, one by one.
Wendy: 26000!
Seulgi: 45000!
45000? Please be precise.
Irene: 45 800!
45 500!
Wendy: 48 050! Irene: 45 700! Seulgi: 46 000!
Doni: ONE BY ONE!!!
Irene: 45 800! Seulgi: 46 000!
Joy: 49 000! Doni: One by one...
Irene: 45 900
45 900? Up.
Irene: 47 500! (t/n: sorry wendy i can't hear you)
Coni: 47 500? Doni: Down!
Seulgi: 47 000... Irene: 400!
Seulgi: ...450 Yeri: 47 347!
Joy: 47 314!
Down.
Wendy: 47 270! (t/n: you'd think she's rapping)
Down.
Wendy: 47 250
Down.
47 210.
Down.
47 200
Down.
Wendy: 47 150.
Down.
47 100.
Down.
Up!
47 110!
Down.
Seulgi: 105! Wendy: 47 100...
Wendy: ...50, no 100, just 100! Seulgi: 115!
Down.
Wendy: 47 030.
Up.
Irene: 40 000... Wendy: 47 033 (t/n: she mispronounced 3 due to fast speaking)
Up!
Irene: 47 040!
Up.
Wendy: 47 050!!! Irene: 47 041.
CORRECT!!
Wendy: I'M THE DIRECTOR HAHAHAHHA
It's a me~ Director~
Director Wendy won the 2 points for this question and is the winner!
Seulgi: Congrats.
Wendy: It feels good to be a winner.
Irene: So how much is it?
It was 47 050.
Alright, Director Wen!
Yes!
Rank A!
Thank you!
I will research more about the company.
Alright, Wendy.
We even had a friend who have prepared in her room since last night.
"Hello, 99nim-deul~!" (t/n: Joy imitating Seulgi practicing in her room at night)
Gugu, gugu? kuku? (t/n: they are figuring out how to say the special "99"??)
Yes, hello, 99nim-deul!
Yes, I'm Red Velvet's Wendy!
I'm SM's future director.
I'm the person who know the precise stock price.
I came from Canada, so I can speak English. (t/n: she pronounced "될" as "돼"... i think)
(But, Korean is little weak.)
I can speak English! (t/n: lmao she changed it to "할수")
I think you need to take care of your Korean first.
Wendy: What?
Wendy: I'm gonna learn Korean with y'all!
Doni: Ah, that's great!
Director Son is great!
Here, we have information from SDC! (t/n: SDC = super deokho computer)
Wendy..! Recently...
...started learning pilate, and wanted to become goddess of physicality(?)
I don't do it often, but...
...once I do, I do it for 2 hours.
For 2 hours?
I have to do it for 2 hours to feel the relieved feeling from my body.
In that case, can you show us some postures?
But actually, I...
...my back is really inflexible.
That's why you do pilate.
But I can't do it at all...
I can only do it like this...
Then, we have this when WJSN joined us that time.
There is? Is there a posture?
What???
Alright, this is it.
That.. leg.. how to do that? Where do I put my hand?
She's floating in the air.
Irene: Your leg goes in front. Doni: If you can do this, it's an immediate A.
Irene+Seulgi: Left leg in front!
Wendy: Left leg in front? Like this?
Seulgi+Irene: Not like this, then you have to grab it from the back.
Doni: Wendy, grab it!
Wendy: I WILL GRAB IT!!!
RV: Grab it! You can do it!
Wendy: I can do this. I'll grab it and get up.
Coni+Doni: Bring it up!
WENDY AHHH, you're almost there. Almost there.
I can do this! Please give me some time.
You can do this! x999
Get up!
Stretch your leg.
Just stretch your leg!
IT'S ALREADY STRETCHED!!!!
How is it possible?
Wendy: How did she do it? Irene: It's hard...
Then, does Irene want to try?
Do you wanna try it once, Irene?
If you succeed, it's an immediate A.
Doni: Irene knows Pilate right? Irene: Yes, I did it before.
Oooh, Irene does it too.
Omo! How do I grab this?
Wendy: This doesn't work right, unnie? It can't be done.
Anyone else wanna try?
(t/n: wild wannie has appeared)
Alright, Irene, let's do it.
You can just grab your toes.
It's easy!
That's right!
Grab it!
Now, get up!
What's that?
Irene ah, you just have to get up! You already grabbed your toes.
Joy: It's really that difficult?
That's it!
Ahhhh! Just hold it for 3 seconds.
Irene: I'll do it again. Doni: You can do it.
Coni: Irene can do it.
Wendy: Can I just grab one toe? Doni: Right now... Coni: Joy joined too.
Seulgi unnie is taking off her shoes.
I'll give the person who can grab her foot double As!
Irene: My arms are too short dfdgsdf
You could grab it still.
Bring out the mats. We have friends who wanna try.
Oh I think I can do it!
OHH Joy hold it!
One...
Two...
...
Ah... you have to do it for 3...
Joy: No, I can do it!
Joy: What no--- Wendy: (she did it for) 4 seconds!!!
Joy: I did till 4.
How did you do it?
First, grab it from here.
Wendy: I grabbed it though?
Seulgi: Ah you grabbed it like this, isn't it like this?
Yeri: No, grab it from the back. Doni: Grab it from the back, Seulgi.
Yerim is the teacher at the back.
I can't do it anyway.
Why even try?
Joy: 1, 2, 3.. Doni: Get up!
Irene: Let me try! Let me try!
Do it, do it! Irene, do it!
WHEN ARE YOU COUNTING?
Isn't this right?
You're just holding on to your big toe.
Joy: 1, 2, 3!
OOH Joy!
One!
Two!
...
..t-three, ahhhh
Wendy: This is it? I can do this, I can do it!
Challenge!
I'll do it again.
Challenge.. challenge! x2
One.
You are just grabbing your big toe too.
Wendy: I have to grab my whole foot? Doni: You have to grab it all!
Challenge.
Oof, this ain't it. I feel like I did something wrong.
I'll give you an easier posture.
Next posture.
Irene: My leg is stuck!
Please unstuck her leg! x2
Her leg was surprised (lmao what?)
Let's see the next posture.
This.. this is on a whole other level.
Wah, this is fun!
Ah, Irene succeeded!
Joy succeeded.
Wendy: Ahh that's really gonna hurt the back.
Wendy ah didn't you learnt pilate?
Yah, we are doing this because of you.
(t/n: let's welcome wannie the macaw~)
Success!
Oh? It's possible.
Ooh! Success!
Everyone did it well.
Next.
That person looks like she is having a difficult time.
Irene succeeded!
How did you do it?
Oh Seulgi succeeded!
Joy succeeded!
Wendy-ah, we are doing this because of you...
Success!
Joy: Ahhh why are you so funny?
Do it while smiling!
I'll do it exactly the same as her.
Your body is too twisted,
This leg over here is hilarious.
Yeri, do you feel pain just from watching?
I can't do it. My body really hurts. :(
Next posture.
You have to hold it for 3 seconds.
With one foot.
Irene succeeded!
Wendy succeeded!
Seulgi... succeeded.
Why are we feeling anxious?
(Let's clap 3 times, go! *clap clap clap*)
Joy can't do this one?
Alright, here's one last posture.
Lift both legs?
This is the last one.
There's someone who can do that?
Hold it for 3 seconds.
Must the legs be separated or what?
It doesn't matter.
COUNT! COUNT! Please count for me.
One.
Two.
Success!
Yeri: Look at Wendy unnie's hair lol.
Only Irene can do this, it seems.
Just let me have the A and end this.
No way!
Seulgi have a try.
Oh? It's working.
Heehehe~
What was that sound?
Was that the sound of a dog crying just now?
"Heehehehehe"
I'll give up.
Alright, for this round, our Irene got the A!
Next, our last contestant.
Yeri, you have 30 seconds to introduce yourself.
I can do it however I want?
Of course!
Ready, set, go!
Hey kuku yeoreobun~ (t/n: yeoreobun = everyone)
Hello! This is Yerim~
kuku~ kuku~ kuku~ kuku~
Let's make great memories, together with me!
Yeri's facial expression constantly changes when looking at food.
It completes her 1000 facial expressions.
We have it here, let's watch it first.
When I see food, I just feel happy.
That is why,
...we brought some food.
Really?
However, if someone can do a better expression than Yeri, we will give the food to the final winner.
Yeri, close your eyes first.
Here it comes.
This is the first food item.
One...
Two...
Three!
This is something you like? Do you like it?
Of course I like.
Ah, no, not yet
Beware of your saliva! x2 Don't come any closer!
Alright, we've seen your expression.
This is very painful...
I'm so excited.
Here, the second dish!
One
Two
(The second dish: Sushi)
1... 2... 3!
Do you like it?
I like it very much!
I really like this salmon.
We can only judge from your expression.
My expression isn't good though.
Next dish!
Ooh, I'm excited!
(Third dish: Chicken)
That's not really good.
I'm a fan of marinated chicken though.
We can't just give it to you this easily.
You gotta make some emoticon.
Making emoticon?
If you can make an expression that best suit the given word, you can eat anything you want.
Ahhhh, I want to eat!
First word is...
Goosebumps (t/n: he is emphasising the "오" in "소오름")
It's not "creeps". x2 (t/n: creeps "소름" doesn't have the 오 in the middle)
소오오오름 (t/n: usually the more "오" there are indicates a greater intensity)
Let's start with Yeri.
That's not it, I think we have a generation gap.
WHAT?
I can't do this jdhjskjfkas
Why can't you understand my expression?
Nowadays, it's like this.
Isn't that being crazy?
Looks a little like you're out of your mind.
We have such a huge generation gap, I can't play this game.
In that case, since we have a generation gap, let's let Joy have a go instead.
That's an old expression.
Old people!
Isn't that just being sensitive?
Doni: Seulgi, the person who prepared since last night. (t/n: coni is making fun of her "hehehe" laughter from just now)
Mooo~
(t/n: 소오름 is a pun for cow (소) rising (오름); a common dad joke in Korea)
(Ability to comprehend is loading...)
Yes, this is from the new generation!
Irene, still can't laugh? (Irene can't laugh because she can't understand?)
소오름, cow is rising.
This time, I will pick a winner.
Nowaways' generation fits me well, I don't feel any gap.
Yeri!
People do it like this nowadays.
Right?
(My 소오름 is good too though...)
I'll eat it well!
For this round, you can eat however much you want.
Last round, the word is...
뉘예뉘예 (t/n: saying yes but in a sarcastic or teasing way)
I'm confident about this one!
This time let's start with Wendy.
She's good at these.
I can't pull this off.
You can be our member with that alone.
Wendy is hilarious. (t/n: lmao yes she is, i'm dying multiple times here because i had to replay it so many times)
Alright, Deputy Kang.
Ah isn't it too burdensome to do it right after her? (t/n: lmao he still at the "hehehe")
How do I do this?
Shape your mouth like this.
I don't know how to do it!!
What are you? A flounder? (t/n: a type a fish in case anyone is wondering)
Ahhhh what do I doooo?
I did 3 stages of expression.
Right now, the competition is fierce.
This round, the winner is...
...everyone can eat together!
Alright, now is time for Idol999 audition's group evaluation!
For idols to be in a group, what are some important qualities to have?
Seulgi: Devotion! Wendy: Personality.
Joy: Skill!
Irene: ...teamwork?
We need none of those!!
The most important thing to us is your dancing ability.
We will see your dancing ability through your new song.
First, please introduce your new song to us.
Our title track 'Zimzalabim' is...
a spell like "soorisoorimasoori" (t/n: Korea's abracadabra)
and the song is about spreading the dream hidden deep in the heart.
Something like Abracadabra?
Yes.
Honestly speaking, what did you feel when you first received the song?
It feels out of this world.
Seriously...
honestly, I didn't know this song would become the title track.
Because it's very experimental,
although it was interesting when we recorded this song,
I didn't expect it to be the title track.
Anyways, since we are curious, let's watch it first and evaluate it.
It's really mysterious.
It's addictive!
It's addictive if you keep playing it.
Anyways, now that we have watched your new song,
we will now evaluate whether you guys have the dance DNA.
This evaluation requires teamwork.
Let's play, Metal Tray Dance Room!
Just the sound is loud.
The rule is simple.
Stand within those circles, and dance only when your light is light up.
Doni: Really easy right? Yeri: Yes!
RED VELVET LET'S PLAY ENERGETICALLY!
The challenge song is Peek-A-Boo.
Oh.. I'm nervous.
Let's go.
Music!
Give!
Wendyyy!! You must stop exactly when the light turns off.
All 5 of us gets hit?
Of course.
It scared me! ><
I was really shocked ʕ 0ᴥ 0 ʔ
My heart dropped!
Ah yes, I understand now.
I'm sorry, everyone. (t/n: i'm sorry but why does she sound like she's eating something and why do i find it cute ><)
Ok ok, let's go!
Music
Give!
Director Kang.
huegh Yeri ah!
You were so into dancing that you didn't realise your light was off.
Why were you this excited?
Yeri-ah, (your head) looks strong.
It's a stone head.
Let's focus and do it once more.
Music,
Give.
The starting is good.
Good job x2, that's right!
You can do it when you focus!
Smile a bit while you dance, guys!
The light turned off but you still turned around.
No! It was on when I turned.
That isn't right, I was doing this... I saw it while doing this!
Let's do it with Power Up this time.
And, since you guys were focused just now,
you'll only need to do the first verse of Power Up.
Ooh? Yeri!
I'll let it slip.
Success!
Yeri,
Yes?
that was dangerous.
We gave you another chance.
It's wasn't dangerous~
It was totally dangerous~
It was totally not dangerous~
Alright, first off, now that we have done the solo and group evaluation,
right now, in the lead, and most probably to become a member of Idol999, is Yeri.
Why? Why are you suddenly laughing?
Because it's good. :))
Then you should laugh moreeee!
WAhahahahha
What do you think about being our member?
Uh... it's really...
nerve wrecking...
I feel like anyone can have the honour of getting this role.
Seulgi too, don't you want it?
I would like to congratulate Yeri!
That's it.
I sincerely congratulate her.
Is what I wanted to say.
However!
I think to choose a member via just solo and group evaluation,
is kinda cruel to y'all.
No! We are fine!!
Happiness is meant to be shared!
Yeri-ah just laugh.
So... our Idol999 5th audition, I'll now explain how our 5th member will be picked.
Idol999! The most accurate way!
The famous Fairy Selection Bomb Dance!
While dancing, you can pass this bomb to other members,
if this bomb explodes, the person holding it will become Idol999's 5th member.
The song is Zimzalabim.
We pass it while dancing to that song?
That's correct.
Seulgi ah, why are you wearing that anxious expression?
Ahh I'm scared ><
No no no no not yet, it haven't been 5 seconds.
Smile, smile!
Doni: You have to receive it! x2 Wendy: TAKE IT!
Congratulations~!
Our Idol999's 5th member is Kang Seulgi!!!
After winning all the competition, you finally became our member.
Finally, our Idol999's 5th member has been found.
As a member, I sincerely congratulate you and...
this is our uniform
Wendy: Ooh I want that shirt.
Isn't this jjang? (t/n: jjang = the best)
Wahh! Are you giving this to me?
A lot of people want to be a member because of this.
Congrats!
It suits you well!
How does it feel to be Idol999's 5th member?
First off, the salary is 9 to 1 right?
Yes, of course.
Ah yes, in that case, it's very good.
I'll be the director of this company.
Is there perhaps any part you want to be in charge of?
Newbie Development Team
After being in charge of Newbie Development Team, I'll have them audition again.
What are you talking about?
Anyways, since Red Velvet came here today, let's have our leader say something.
Please listen to 'Zimzalabim' a lot. It'll be stuck in your mind.
Thank you!
Zimzalabim~!
You guys will have another chance to audition, when you come back with the next song.
This has been Idol 999~!